Saturday, February 22, 2014

Wrong door

I don't think you know true panic until (as a woman) you've walked out of the bathroom stall to find a man washing his hands, then, looked around in confusion only to see a row of urinals. #thehallwaywasdark#couldntseethesign #sleepdeprived #excuses #somanyapologies#somuchawkward

Friday, February 7, 2014

The chasedown

I'm walking out of class today when my backpack snags on something, so I yank hard and keep walking...
next thing I know, I hear a guy behind me yelling out "Your backpack's open. Miss, your backpack is open!" I turn back to see a short bearded fellow chasing me down, and what does he have in his hands? a little notebook, a pen, and...




wait for it....







wait for iiiiiit......







a tampon.




At that point I started laughing so hard I could barely walk, so I took a solid 15 minutes to stumble across campus holding my stomach, trying to take in enough oxygen to stay alive between my hardy laughs.

Yes. A man chased me down to return my fallen tampon. What a gent.

Thank you, kind Sir, thank you.

Welcome.

Welcome. 

My name's Tiana and I tend to attract awkward situations.  Which I'm totally fine with because I've learned to laugh things off instead of getting embarrassed by them.

My personal blog (tianamariec.blogspot.com) was getting a little too undefined, so I've decided to make this my "funny life experiences and opinions" blog, and leave that one as my "everything else" blog.    I'll start out by taking old posts from my original blog and putting them over here so for the next few posts, enjoy these flashbacks into some of my funniest memories from recent years. 

Get ready to truly appreciate just how normal your life really is. 

-T