I'm walking out of class today when my backpack snags on something, so I yank hard and keep walking...
next thing I know, I hear a guy behind me yelling out "Your backpack's open. Miss, your backpack is open!" I turn back to see a short bearded fellow chasing me down, and what does he have in his hands? a little notebook, a pen, and...
wait for it....
wait for iiiiiit......
a tampon.
At that point I started laughing so hard I could barely walk, so I took a solid 15 minutes to stumble across campus holding my stomach, trying to take in enough oxygen to stay alive between my hardy laughs.
Yes. A man chased me down to return my fallen tampon. What a gent.
Thank you, kind Sir, thank you.
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